Malayalam SMS Jokes

Jeevithathil Chathuvine palarum tholpichittundu. Palavattom. Smsinte delivery riportinu kasu vangi BSNL adyam tholpichu…labhathinte thulasil connection thookki nokki range tharathe Hutch ennay tholpichu. Free sms tharam ennu paranju airtellum ennay tholpichu…tholvikal ettuvangan chanthuvinte mobile connection pinneyum bakki….inichanthuvine tholpikkan ningalkkavilla makkale….. karanam chathumobile phone vittu makkale….vittu


Ninte aa chuvanna kannukal….

Choodulla niswasangal….

Virayarnna sareeram….

Thudutha chundukal…

Ho!!

Samsayamilla chikun guniya thane




twinkle twinkle little bar

I just went to the wonder bar

Quarter rates are up so high

Drink a beer with chicken fry




Grur ramma grurur visky

Gurur votka jinneswara

Gurur scochal parabrandi

Thasmesri beere namaha…. Cheers




Redefined definitions

Atom bomb – an invention to end all inventions

Boss - some one who is early when u r late and late when u r early

Divorce – Future tense of marriage

Lecture – The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state

Genius – see the sender’s name
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Ormayundo e number?

Ormayundo e number? Orma kanilla…orupadu numberukal ingane miscall listil ullathalle?

Airtelkkarude freecallum sms um koottikuzhachu verum offer ullappol mathram recharge cheyyunna nine polulla avasaravadikalkke aa peru cheru….enikku cherilla…. I am Barath Sanchar Nigam Ltd. Just Reliance that.

Exam Puliyanuketta…..

Exam kazhinjethiya Mammoottyodu Teacher Exam enganeyundayirunnu? Exam puliyanuketta….. namma oru varavu koodi varendi varum…….

Happy Independence Day.

If u r married, then this message is not meant for u Happy Independence Day.

Pinneyum…… pinneyum….. arrow…….arrow……

During Mahabharatha war, Bheeshmas body was full of arrows. Still Arjuna didn’t stop. Then Bheeshma sang a song….

Oru Penkutty

Mazhayulla rathri…….oru penkutty……. nananja vasthrangal…….mazhathullikal kuthirnnamudikal…..chuvanna chundukal….paathi mayangiyakannukal……avale kandappol ente manassu ariyathe manthrichu……….. e kuttikku nale panipidikkum……

Malayalam Jokes and Malayalam SMS

After death George Bush goes to hell . he asks Yamaraj : can I make a call 2 America? After spking .Bush asks, Hw much shud I pay? Yamaraj: Nothing hell to hell is free.


Beware of marriage!!! Life b4 marriage is Airtel. You can express urself. After marriage isReliance, always get in touch . After honeymoon is Hutch. Where ever u go ur wife’s network follows u. But after 10 years……life is BSNL the subscriber is not reachable.

Bin Laden’s son in America

Bin Laden’s son was studying in an American School . Teacher asked him I have 4 apples. How can I share it among 5 children. His answer . Kill one

What Makes Three Crores Malayalees Happy

Achuthanathan, Ommen Chandi, Pinarayi and Karunakaran in a helicopter. Achu drops Rs.100/- note and says, I made 1 Malayali happy. Ommen drops two Rs. 50/- notes and says I made2 malayalees happy. Pinarayi drops ten Rs. 10/- notes and says I made ten malayalees happy . hearing this the pilot says, I will drop down all 4 of you and make 3 crores malayalees happy. Send this 2 ur friends and save Kerala