Jeevithathil Chathuvine palarum tholpichittundu. Palavattom. Smsinte delivery riportinu kasu vangi BSNL adyam tholpichu…labhathinte thulasil connection thookki nokki range tharathe Hutch ennay tholpichu. Free sms tharam ennu paranju airtellum ennay tholpichu…tholvikal ettuvangan chanthuvinte mobile connection pinneyum bakki….inichanthuvine tholpikkan ningalkkavilla makkale….. karanam chathumobile phone vittu makkale….vittu
Ninte aa chuvanna kannukal….
Choodulla niswasangal….
Virayarnna sareeram….
Thudutha chundukal…
Ho!!
Samsayamilla chikun guniya thane
twinkle twinkle little bar
I just went to the wonder bar
Quarter rates are up so high
Drink a beer with chicken fry
Grur ramma grurur visky
Gurur votka jinneswara
Gurur scochal parabrandi
Thasmesri beere namaha…. Cheers
Redefined definitions
Atom bomb – an invention to end all inventions
Boss - some one who is early when u r late and late when u r early
Divorce – Future tense of marriage
Lecture – The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state
Genius – see the sender’s name
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Ormayundo e number?
Ormayundo e number? Orma kanilla…orupadu numberukal ingane miscall listil ullathalle?
Airtelkkarude freecallum sms um koottikuzhachu verum offer ullappol mathram recharge cheyyunna nine polulla avasaravadikalkke aa peru cheru….enikku cherilla…. I am Barath Sanchar Nigam Ltd. Just Reliance that.
Airtelkkarude freecallum sms um koottikuzhachu verum offer ullappol mathram recharge cheyyunna nine polulla avasaravadikalkke aa peru cheru….enikku cherilla…. I am Barath Sanchar Nigam Ltd. Just Reliance that.
Exam Puliyanuketta…..
Exam kazhinjethiya Mammoottyodu Teacher Exam enganeyundayirunnu? Exam puliyanuketta….. namma oru varavu koodi varendi varum…….
Happy Independence Day.
If u r married, then this message is not meant for u Happy Independence Day.
Pinneyum…… pinneyum….. arrow…….arrow……
During Mahabharatha war, Bheeshmas body was full of arrows. Still Arjuna didn’t stop. Then Bheeshma sang a song….
Oru Penkutty
Mazhayulla rathri…….oru penkutty……. nananja vasthrangal…….mazhathullikal kuthirnnamudikal…..chuvanna chundukal….paathi mayangiyakannukal……avale kandappol ente manassu ariyathe manthrichu……….. e kuttikku nale panipidikkum……
Malayalam Jokes and Malayalam SMS
After death George Bush goes to hell . he asks Yamaraj : can I make a call 2 America? After spking .Bush asks, Hw much shud I pay? Yamaraj: Nothing hell to hell is free.
Beware of marriage!!! Life b4 marriage is Airtel. You can express urself. After marriage isReliance, always get in touch . After honeymoon is Hutch. Where ever u go ur wife’s network follows u. But after 10 years……life is BSNL the subscriber is not reachable.
Beware of marriage!!! Life b4 marriage is Airtel. You can express urself. After marriage isReliance, always get in touch . After honeymoon is Hutch. Where ever u go ur wife’s network follows u. But after 10 years……life is BSNL the subscriber is not reachable.
Bin Laden’s son in America
Bin Laden’s son was studying in an American School . Teacher asked him I have 4 apples. How can I share it among 5 children. His answer . Kill one
What Makes Three Crores Malayalees Happy
Achuthanathan, Ommen Chandi, Pinarayi and Karunakaran in a helicopter. Achu drops Rs.100/- note and says, I made 1 Malayali happy. Ommen drops two Rs. 50/- notes and says I made2 malayalees happy. Pinarayi drops ten Rs. 10/- notes and says I made ten malayalees happy . hearing this the pilot says, I will drop down all 4 of you and make 3 crores malayalees happy. Send this 2 ur friends and save Kerala
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