Showing posts with label Malayalam SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Malayalam SMS. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Ormayundo e number?

Ormayundo e number? Orma kanilla…orupadu numberukal ingane miscall listil ullathalle?

Airtelkkarude freecallum sms um koottikuzhachu verum offer ullappol mathram recharge cheyyunna nine polulla avasaravadikalkke aa peru cheru….enikku cherilla…. I am Barath Sanchar Nigam Ltd. Just Reliance that.

Exam Puliyanuketta…..

Exam kazhinjethiya Mammoottyodu Teacher Exam enganeyundayirunnu? Exam puliyanuketta….. namma oru varavu koodi varendi varum…….

Pinneyum…… pinneyum….. arrow…….arrow……

During Mahabharatha war, Bheeshmas body was full of arrows. Still Arjuna didn’t stop. Then Bheeshma sang a song….

Oru Penkutty

Mazhayulla rathri…….oru penkutty……. nananja vasthrangal…….mazhathullikal kuthirnnamudikal…..chuvanna chundukal….paathi mayangiyakannukal……avale kandappol ente manassu ariyathe manthrichu……….. e kuttikku nale panipidikkum……

Malayalam Jokes and Malayalam SMS

After death George Bush goes to hell . he asks Yamaraj : can I make a call 2 America? After spking .Bush asks, Hw much shud I pay? Yamaraj: Nothing hell to hell is free.


Beware of marriage!!! Life b4 marriage is Airtel. You can express urself. After marriage isReliance, always get in touch . After honeymoon is Hutch. Where ever u go ur wife’s network follows u. But after 10 years……life is BSNL the subscriber is not reachable.

Bin Laden’s son in America

Bin Laden’s son was studying in an American School . Teacher asked him I have 4 apples. How can I share it among 5 children. His answer . Kill one

What Makes Three Crores Malayalees Happy

Achuthanathan, Ommen Chandi, Pinarayi and Karunakaran in a helicopter. Achu drops Rs.100/- note and says, I made 1 Malayali happy. Ommen drops two Rs. 50/- notes and says I made2 malayalees happy. Pinarayi drops ten Rs. 10/- notes and says I made ten malayalees happy . hearing this the pilot says, I will drop down all 4 of you and make 3 crores malayalees happy. Send this 2 ur friends and save Kerala